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Dictionnaire de Smileys

:-)	Happy
:)	Happy midget smiley
;-)	Winky
:-(	Sad
{:-{>	Marcel Proust
:->	Sarcastic smiley
>:->	User just made a devilish remark
>;->	Winky and devil combined A very lewd remark was just made
%-)	User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
#-)	Oh, what a night !
:-I	Indifferent smiley
(-:	User is left handed
:-D	User is laughing (at you !)
:-O	Oops/Surrise/Yelling/Shocked
:-o	Uh oh !
:*)	User is drunk
8-)	User is wearing sunglasses
:'-(	User is crying
:'-)	User is so happy that s/he is crying
(:-)	Bald/Egghead
:-@	Screaming/Swearing/Very angry/About to be sick
:-#	Been smacked in the mouth/Wears a brace/My lips are sealed
:-O	No yelling ! (quiet lab)
:-P	Sticking out tongue
:-S	User just made an incoherent statement
:-X	A kiss/Lips are sealed
8-O	Omigod !!
O :-)	User is an angel (at heart, at least)
~~:-(	So stupid, smoke is coming out of your brain
:-&	User is tongue tied
:-$	Biting one's tongue/Put your money where your mouth is
:-"	Whistling smiley
|-I	User is asleep
|-o	Bored
|-O	User is yawning/snoring
-:-)	User is a punck rocker
-:-(	Real punk rocker don't smile
=:-)	User is a punk rocker
=:-(	Real punk rocker don't smile
8:-)	A pig/A little girl/Glasses on forehead
:-)-8	User is a big girl
:-)8<	Big girl smiley
':-)	Has one eyebrow
,:-)	Same thing...other side
:-Q	User smokes a pipe
:-{	Mustache
:-{)	User has a mustache
{:-)	User wears a toupee
}:-(	Toupee in an updraft
B-)	User wears horn-rimmed glasses
:-{}	User wears lipstick
::-)	User wears glasses
[:-)	User is wearing a walkman
[:]	User is a robot
[]	Hugs and...
]:->	The Devil
)8-)	User is ready to party all night
+-:-)	User is the pope or holds some other religious office
;^)	Smirking
!-(	Black eye
#:-)	Matted hair/Fur hat/Crewcut/Messy hair
$-)	Yuppie/Just won a large sum of money
%-\	Has a hangover
%-6	User is braindead
&-|	That made me cry
&-e	Disappointed smiley
&:-)	Curly hair
(-)	Needs a haircut
(-:|:-)	Siamese twins
(:+)	Has a big nose
(:-(	The saddest smiley
(:-D	Has a big mouth
):-(	Nordic smiley
):-)	Impish smiley
)O-)	Scuba smiley
*<:-)	User is wearing a Santa Claus hat
*<:-)>	Santa
*<|:-)	Santa/A clown
+:-)	Priest smiley
+<:-|	Monk/Nun
,-)	A one eyed winky
,-}	Wry and winking smiley
-=* :-)	User is a tex wizard
.-)	User only has one eye
:#)	Drunk smiley
:'(	User is having a pity party in your honor
:(	Sad turtle smiley
:*	Kisses
:,(	Crying
:-!	A smoker/Foot in mouth
:-'|	Has a cold/Flu
:-(*)	That comment made me sick
+:-(=)	Bucktooth smiley
:-)'	Tends to drool
:-)))	Is very fat
:-)-o	Smiley doctor with a stethoscope
:-)~	User drools
:-*	Just ate something sour/Bitter taste/Kiss
:-----}	Liar/Pinnochio
:--8---	Dragonfly smiley
:-/	User is skeptical
:-:	Mutant smiley/The invisible smiley
:-<	Walrus smiley
:-[	A vampire/count Dracula/Pouting/Sarcastic
:-\	Undecided smiley
:-]	Smiley blockhead
:-`	User spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-`|	Smiley with a fever
:-|	Disgusted/Grim/No expression
:-|----=	Anorexic smiley
:-|:-|	Deja vu
:-|><	Message from the thief : Hands up !
:-}	Toasted, inebriated, sloshed smiley
:-}X	Bow tie-wearing smiley
:-~)	User has a cold
:-3	Handlebar mustache smiley
:-6	Smiley after eating something spicy
:-7	User just made a wry statement
:-8(	Condescending
:-9	User is licking his/her lips
:-a	Smiley touching its tongue to its nose
:-c	real unhappy smiley
:-C	User is really bummed
:-d	Said with a smile
:-E	Bucktoothed vampire
:-F	Bucktoothvampire with one tooth missing
:-o>-[]	Agape American tourist with camera
:-r	Smiley raspberry
:-T	Keeping a straight face/Tight lipped
:-t	Pouting smiley
:-TM	Lawyer smiley
:-V	Shouting smiley
:-w	Speak with forked tongue
:-y	Said with a smile
:/\)	Extremely bignosed smiley
:=	Beaver smiley
:=)	Orangutan/Has two noses
:=|	Baboon smiley
:>	What ?
:@	What ?
:[	Real downer
:\/	A woodpecker
:]	Gleep. A friendly midget smiley who will glady be your friend
:^D	Talk show smiley
:_)	A boxer/Had a fight/Nose is sliding of face
:{	What ?
:}	What should we call these ?
:~(~~	Crying
:~-(	Crying/Shed a tear
:~i	Smoking smiley
:8)	Piggish smiley
:C	What ?
:D	Laughter
:I	Hmmm...
:O	Yelling
:Q	What ?
:v)	User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
<:-|	Dunce smiley
<:-I	User is a dunce
<<<<:-)	Hat salesman
<|-)	User is chinese
<|-(	User is chinese and doesn't like that kind of jokes
<||:-)	Toupee in an updraft
<|||:|||)	Smiley lives in amultistory appartment building
=|:-)=	Uncle Sam/Abe Lincoln
><*:oDX	A clown
><:>==	A turkey
>>:-)	Devil/Horrible user
>>:-<<	Mad
>>>>(:-)	A hat salesman
?-(	Black eye
@:-)	User is wearing a turban
@:-}	Smiley just back from the hairdresser
@:i	Genie smiley
@=	User is pro-nuclear war
^o	Snoring
{@:)}	Genie in a bottle
|-(	Lost contact lenses
|-)	Hee hee...
|-D	Ho ho...
|:-O	Flattop loudmouth smiley
|^o	Hepcat smiley
|~(	Someone just busted my nose
|I	Asleep
}:^#)	Pointy-nosed smiley in an updraft
~:o	A baby
~~:-[	Net flame
O-)	Smiley after smoking banana
3:-o	A cow
3:]	Mean pet smiley
8 :-)	User is a wizard
8 :-I	Net.unix-wizards
8-#	Dead smiley
8:]	Gorilla
8<:-)	Smiley is a wizard
b:-)	A baseball fan/Has a cap on
B:-)	Sunglasses on head
C=:-)	User is a chef
d:-)	Baseball-player smiley
d8=	Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
E-:-)	User is a ham radio operator
E-:-I	Net.ham-radio
K:P	User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
O |-)	Net.religion
O-)	Megaton man on patrol !/Scuba diver
o-<:-{{{	Santa
O |-)	Taoist monk
P-(	Pirate smiley
P-)	A pirate
R-)	Broken glasses
X-(	User just died/You are brain dead
X:-)	Little kid with a propeller beanie